Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
Stilll neeed this
girls will have a more profound love for drum step after this
OH MY GOD.
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
ROLLING STONE’S 50 BEST ALBUMS OF 2013: #1 - VAMPIRE WEEKEND, ‘MODERN VAMPIRES OF THE CITY’
The first two Vampire Weekend albums showed off a sound unlike any other in rock: a precocious mix of indie pop, African guitar grooves and wry, boat-shoe-preppy lyrics that were sometimes too cute for their own good. But with Modern Vampires of the City, they went deeper, adding scope and ambition to all the sophistication. In 2013, no other record mixed emotional weight with studio-rat craft and sheer stuck-in-your-head hummability like this one. It’s one of rock’s great albums about staring down adulthood and trying not to blink — that moment where, as singer Ezra Koenig puts it, you realize “wisdom’s a gift/But you’d trade it for youth.” The music is sculpted and subtly bonkers, with orchestral sweeps balancing hymnlike beauty and dub-inflected grooves. Koenig earns those Paul Simon comparisons thanks to vivid lyrics about youngish things in crisis — the unemployed friend who can’t find a reason to shave in “Obvious Bicycle,” the weary couple soldiering through the road-trip epic “Hannah Hunt.” Then there’s Koenig himself, filling songs like “Worship You” with religious allusions, evoking the search for meaning and faith with wit and skepticism. The album’s fog-over-New York cover reminds us just how hard that search has become. The music makes it feel worth the heartache just the same.
(via Rolling Stone)
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
so i found this book
so being curious i had a look and
i dont know what i was expecting
this fucking book
My friend James masturbated to all of the pictures in that book
your friend james sounds like he may be in need of some counselling
Someone once told me that each time you brush your arm against something, you lose a few skin cells, and your body regenerates new ones.
So, for a year straight, I scrubbed
until my arm was raw,
but I made sure that every last skin cell you touched,
I made sure every trace of your fingerprints on my skin,
I made sure every hint of your breath that had soaked into my skin,
I was tired of wearing you like a bad turtleneck sweater that suffocates and only limits my movement,
and tired of carrying you around like a one hundred pound dumbbell on my shoulders,
so I scrubbed you off,
and I have never felt more
but bare at the same time.
I think you lived on my skin for a little too long, and now I am learning how to live without you,
in the villages of my freckles and little hair follicles,
but I am making my skin, my home,
its no longer yours to own.
Jack Frost “le gasp” moments.
I forgot this
TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails
1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.
2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.
3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.
4. Topcoat it with clear polish.
5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.
6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.
8. Clean up the edges with acetone.
9. Use a matte topcoat.
Girls are fucking magic, man. ;-;
You will fall in love with someone who’s cold and always seemingly pushing you away. When all is said and done, they will be forever known as the one person you couldn’t get to love you. Unfortunately, it will hurt and sting worse than the good ones, the ones that chopped up your meat for you and picked out an eyelash from your eye and were nice to your mother, because love often feels like a game we need to win.
guys it’s cas, dean, and sam
i don’t know wich one cas is
The one that fell
yoU THINK YOURE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER??!
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
This looks like a horrible idea…
VodQuila, when you absolutely, positively need to forget every motherfucking thing you know and fuck shit up.
Looks like a great way to make bad decisions.
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